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Dave Little may be the first comedian to spin a joke off the sex scandal involving former Democratic campaign strategist Dick Morris. Within hours after the story broke last week, Little had incorporated reference to Morris romantic entanglement into his act at Hyena's in Arlington. Cheesy exploitation?

Nope, merely hustle and enterprise, says Little, 38, an artful crowd manipulator who looks about half scholarly and seems able to convince female fans that bald really is better.

Little is a stalwart foe of cheesiness.

Or so he claims.